Privacy Policy 🔒
We take your privacy seriously - more seriously than we take our own portfolio advice.
The TL;DR Version 📝
We don't collect your personal data. Period.
No sign-ups, no tracking, no selling your data to buy more Bitcoin. Your quiz answers disappear faster than your gains in a bear market.
What We Don't Collect 🚫
- • Your name, email, or any personal information
- • Your quiz answers or results
- • Your portfolio balance (we don't want to see those losses anyway)
- • Your location data
- • Your browsing history
- • Your crypto wallet addresses
- • Your deepest fears about missing the next 100x
What We Might Collect 📊
We use basic, anonymous analytics to understand how people use our site. This includes:
- • How many people visit our site (so we know if anyone actually cares)
- • Which pages are most popular
- • Basic technical info like browser type and screen size
- • How people found our site (probably through a meme)
This data is completely anonymous and can't be traced back to you personally.
Cookies 🍪
We might use some basic cookies for:
- • Remembering your quiz progress (so you don't have to start over)
- • Basic site functionality
- • Anonymous analytics
No tracking cookies, no advertising cookies, no "we know what you did last summer" cookies.
Third-Party Services 🔗
We might use some third-party services like:
- • Google Analytics (for anonymous usage stats)
- • Hosting providers (to keep the site running)
- • CDNs (to make the site load faster)
These services have their own privacy policies, but we choose providers that respect privacy.
Your Rights 💪
Since we don't collect personal data, there's not much to manage! But you can:
- • Use the site completely anonymously
- • Clear your browser cookies anytime
- • Use ad blockers or privacy tools
- • Contact us if you have privacy concerns
Data Security 🛡️
Since we don't store your personal data, there's nothing to hack! Your quiz results exist only in your browser session and disappear when you close the tab. It's like they never existed - just like your portfolio gains.
Changes to This Policy 📋
If we ever change this privacy policy, we'll update this page. But honestly, our approach is simple: collect as little as possible, respect your privacy, and focus on the memes.
Contact Us 📧
Got privacy questions? Concerns? Just want to tell us we're doing something wrong? Hit us up through our contact page.
Remember 🧠
While we protect your privacy on our site, remember that your crypto transactions are on public blockchains. Practice good security hygiene everywhere, not just on meme quiz sites!
Last updated: January 2024
This policy is effective immediately and applies to all users of HowDegen.fun